Kim Kardashian's Divorces Kris Humphries After 73 Days! Way to Go Hollywood.

Sometimes in Hollywood the hypocritical stories almost seem to write themselves.

Today Kim Kardashian announced she was seeking a divorce from husband Kris Humphries.

The couple was married only 73 days – not even three months.

Now, it’s not like we didn’t see it coming, but three months of marriage doesn’t even seem like trying.

After all, Kardashian licensed the photos, videos, exclusive stories, and web and TV material to E! for millions of dollars.

InfoStar even sent them a silver salad fork as a gift.

They could have made it last at least six months – just to make it look legitimate.

Ironically the very network, E!, that paid to exclusively cover the wedding is now running headlines for exclusive stories about their “tragic” divorce.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

See the irony? We’re such suckers.

Kim announced the divorce by tweeting,

“Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins.”

Kim later released a statement to the media saying,

“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

Boo hoo….

Kris says he was blindsided, and Kim took a day long massage and bath day after breaking the news to reporters.

So Hollywood.

Now the money machine can crank back up at E! to ensure we have 24 hour coverage of all the grizzly details of the divorce for the next two months.

Hmm, it almost seems like they did it just for the attention and the money.

I wonder if we’ll get our fork back.

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Kim Kardashian Releases New Song on I-Tunes. Really? Listen!

Looks like the Kardashian Empire grew a little bit today as Kim released her first musical attempt in a single called “Jam – Turn it up”.

This morning on Ryan Seacrests radio show Kim finally unleashed her latest talent to the world.

On a high note, Kim is donating all the proceeds from the song to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

Listen to Kim Kardashian Sing New Single “Jam”

Dancing With The Stars - Jeffrey Ross And Kim Kardashian Get The Boot

One-eyed comic Jeffrey Ross was the first to be eliminated this season on "Dancing with the Stars."

The harsh comedian and Comedy Central Roast member never looked like he was any good from the beginning, but he did have a good reason for being so bad. His dance partner Edyta Sliwinska poked him in the eye during rehearsal earlier in the day, scratching his cornea and causing the comic to wear an eye-patch.

Ross danced anyway, despite doctors' orders, without the eye patch, and took home the lowest scores, and no sympathy from viewer voters.

"What a nightmare," Ross commented, "They told me Edyta was going to be easy on the eyes. I figured for sure it'd be her husband who poked me in the eye, not you."

The other celebrity walking away with Ross was Kim Kardashian, of bad reality show and leaked sex tape fame, who despite her good looks was criticized by the judges for not having any chemistry with her dance partner.

Kardashian commented, "My biggest challenge with the mambo is just shaking my butt, everybody thinks I know how, but I just really don't. I think I need Booty training 101".

That may be the understatement of the year. When the music started off, she shook her rear-end, but didn't keep up the pace at all.

The big winner, with 26 points, was Brooke Burke, who really showed she could dance, and used her body to her advantage.

And the there was cute little Cody Lindley who wants to be man so badly you can just smell it. The eighteen-year-old teen-idol and heartthrob is struggling thru those "awkward" years, but few think that dancing is the way to "man-up" his image.
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"Dancing With The Stars" New Season Cast Announced

Susan Lucci, Toni Braxton and Lance Bass will all be part of the next season of ABC's smash hit show "Dancing With the Stars."

They will appear with thirteen celebrities scheduled to compete on the new season of the celebrity dance contest premiering Sept. 22, 2008.

The other contestants will be Cloris Leachman, Kim Kardashian, Ted McGinley, Brooke Burke, Football prodigy Warren Sapp and two Olympic gold medal winners: Misty May-Treanor, who won two gold medals for beach volleyball, and Maurice Greene, who won two gold medals for track and field during the 2000 Olympic games in Australia.

Also announced was uber chef Rocco DiSpirito, Cody Linley from "Hannah Montana" and funnyman Jeffrey Ross. The new cast was announced Monday morning on ABC News' "Good Morning America."

Kardashian, who is currently appearing with her dysfunctional family on the E! Television show "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," was rushed to a New York City hospital Sunday night after slicing open her foot on a glass coffee table in her hotel room. However, Kardashian told reporters Monday morning she was fine and planned to dance.

Related Story: Kim Kardashian Cuts Foot - Rushed To Hospital
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Kim Kardashian Cuts Foot - Rushed To Hospital

Kim Kardashian, who is scheduled to be on the new season of the hit show "Dancing With The Stars", badly cut her foot in her hotel room Sunday night.

Reports are surfacing that Kardashian seriously cut her foot on a glass coffee table and was rushed to nearby New York Presbyterian Hospital.

No word on how many stitches she needed or the extent of the damage, but a source told reporters there was "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene."

Kardashian is in town to do press for the upcoming "Dancing With The Stars" and her new comedy film, "Disaster Movie."

Related Story: "Disaster Movie" Will Make You Laugh - Early Review And Movie Trailer

"Dancing With The Stars" producers are scheduled to release the new seasons cast member roster today - no word yet if Kim's accident will affect her expected role on the show.

Kardashian will also be seen later this year in the comedy "Deep In The Valley", about two best friends, Carl and Lester, who are magically transported into an alternate universe straight out of a real-life adult movie.
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